Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
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The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
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So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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