Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
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Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
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I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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