You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
im six kinds of drunk right now
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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