so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
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dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
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My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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