We're like a lot better than the average bears
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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