They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
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apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
you did a full monologue with your sober self last night. different voices and everything.
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I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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