Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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