My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
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A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
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Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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