the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
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He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
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Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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