Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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