Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
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Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
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So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
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