normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
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It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
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Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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