If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I think my fart just growled at me.
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he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
why do cheetos always look like penises
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
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My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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