yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Randomize
