AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
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a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
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That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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