Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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