So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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