grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
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I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Send help, water and tortillas.
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Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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