Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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