Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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