how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
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They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
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Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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