dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
When are your genitals available?
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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