"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
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It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
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Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
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When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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