they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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