I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
