This girl is more easily done than said...
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
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I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
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Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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