If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
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As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
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Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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