I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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