thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
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He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
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Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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