I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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