Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
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he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
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New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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