Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
He? As in you personified your dick?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I party with great urgency now.
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