The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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