Small penises have feelings too.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
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I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
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Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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