So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
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He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Mom said you looked used
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
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And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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