There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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