We need to rekindle our bromance
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
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Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
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We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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