But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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