I'm eating all of the evidence.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
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On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
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At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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