as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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