i think i have two assholes
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
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Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
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Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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