just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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