Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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