I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Randomize
