I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
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At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
We left the knife in your bed.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
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i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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