I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
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Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
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3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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