I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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