So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
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So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
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My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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