Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
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Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
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I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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