There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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