You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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